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(Purchases made via the 'Add to Cart' button below will deliver the file only, without the additional Roadmap context.) Inward. Downward. Slightly sideways.
Retreat Into Yourself is a parody retreat kit for people who’ve attended at least one spiritual experience they quietly regret. It reads like a packet you were handed on Day 1 and didn’t fully understand until Day 3. This is a "spiritually chaotic immersion" designed for those who are spiritually bloated but emotionally famished.
Your Kit Includes:
Retreat Into Yourself Printable Zine: A collection of faux documents including a retreat brochure, a spiritual legal waiver, a four-day schedule covering "Immediate Regret" to "Peak Dissociation," and the NamastãoScents product catalog .
Seeded Soul Sideways Sticker Sheet: A printable sheet with 9 stickers designed for notebooks, laptops, or whatever you are currently blaming this phase of your life on. Featured stickers include "Emotionally Available, Texturally Questionable," "Emergency Dharma Flare Activated," and "Smells Like Yoga Studio B and Regret".
The Schedule:
Day 1: Arrival and immediate regret, involving brief eye contact and a dinner of just quinoa.
Day 2: You're not special. Includes a workshop on "Boundaries or Avoidance?" and contemplating a single raisin for 25 minutes.
Day 3: Peak dissociation, breathwork to the sound of fighting crows, and optional group sobbing.
Day 4: Reentry and gift bags containing slightly warm crystals and scented oil of unclear purpose.
What this is not: This is not a workbook and it does not offer solutions. Nothing here promises growth, and there is absolutely no follow-up support because support is an illusion.
Product Details:
Format: Digital PDF (Printable zine + sticker sheet).
Tone: Deadpan, satirical, and slightly bureaucratic.
License: For personal use.
"You've been witnessed"
Retreat Into Yourself™ A Parody Retreat Zine + Sticker Sheet
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